“I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastromi,.Some one needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself.”

I never know what to eat, the other day i asked my friend what to eat and she said "weren't you just at the grocery store?" I said; "yea but theres nothing to eat there" Apparently grocery stores should have everything but they are really not that complete.
Today i was walking past the isles reading the signs above each isle that say what is in them. Each sign has about 6 things on it, categories one would assume that the foods fall into. Wrong! They are pretty specific, either people eat rice cakes alot more then i thought, or there is a whole isle wall of different types of rice cakes because that was one of the categories. Next isle: fruit rolls... What are fruit rolls? Fruit roll ups? Isnt there just one box of those one kind?
So clearly the variety in grocery stores is lacking otherwise there wouldnt be entire sections important enough to name like 'mexican foods'. Since when is mexican so popular? I though Thai was the new thing, if you're going to put mexican up there, i wanna see chinese, greek, and thai up there too.
Truth is there is alot of stuff on the outter edges which people eat the most, like bread, fruit, and frozen pizza. Why isnt there signs on the outter edges like a sign that says MEAT :( with a sad face or BREAD! <3 bread would have a heart next to it.
Anyhow point is i never know what to eat, and its probably got alot to do with the fact that i dont know how to cook. I only eat stuff that is edible as soon as you buy it, like yogurt, cereal... thats all i can think of. oh yea...and fruit and baby carrots since they are already peeled and so easy to eat!